Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Top comments
Psych101 9
In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?
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Comments (132)
wuffman 10
Sucks.
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?
xlord 27
if OP did sing anything from Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus then suicide does seem like a reasonable option
paul0397 3
Um you are amazing because I love foster the people and you're awesome!!!
jacsoccerdude3 10
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore. "Tv reference anyone?
jose562 5
I love Foster the People and Houdini is my fav song.
MrSassypants 34
#49 I'm amazing because of that? Well that somewhat sucks.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Very nice 55!
ruabadfishtoo 0
37- I hate to be a killjoy, but speaking as someone who's been suicidal, please don't make jokes like that. it's insensitive
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Yeah that song is amazing
Skyblu10 10
86, If everyone was to not comment because it's not "nice" or it's "insensitive" no one would be able to write anything. Just because you are offended doesn't mean we shouldn't write it.
godhatesyou777 3
Suck it up butter cup, I've felt that way to but It's the Internet... If your not mature enough to deal with suicide jokes maybe you stick to sudoku like the other recent poster
ruabadfishtoo 0
There are things you shouldn't joke about "buttercup". Yes this is the internet but that doesn't make it any better to say shit like that. And if you've really felt that way before, you would've felt the same way as I did when I read that. Just please think before you type
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
Holy shit 108 your a ******* PUSSY
RogueWarrior869 23
That Futurama joke has been declared not funny anymore do to over use, especially when used over small annoyances. Apparently the internet decided this a while back.
constipatedlady 0
108 there is absolutely nothing that should not be joked about, be it rape, suicide, or rabbits. Perhaps you were so depressed because you lack a proper sense of humor. I know this because I'd kill myself if I lacked a sense of humor.
twinkiefeets 17
If your worried about insensitive jokes you shouldn't be on this site!
ruabadfishtoo 0
112- I'f you're going to insult me at least spell right.
Wimoweh 10
Not be a dick 124, but he/she spelled correctly, just use the wrong word. You should've said "you should use proper grammar." It's not too late to become a grammar nazi!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Sorry, OP! There were old people below my family who would eavesdrop on us all the time. :(
jetsown08 21
This is the 2nd recent FML involving nosy fuckballs neighbors. What is happening?!?
zuzupetalsYO 11
Stupid **** ball ass crickets!
zandalee 20
Sing Spice Girls songs really loudly and totally out of tune. You need to sound bad enough to shatter glass. They will tire of you very quickly.
chellytiger 12
Are you at least a good singer?
lolololer 8
she must be since she is ShowerStar!
iseyixes 18
I'm guessing she isn't since she is embarrassed and the neighbors play it for guests; doubtfully because they think she is awesome, more likely because they want to fall on their asses laughing at her.
fylx100 19
4- I know I'm probably going to get thumbed down but I have to ask; Is your last name Johnson? Also, do you live in Florida? Because you look exactly like someone I sorta know and the age matches too. That is assuming from your username that your first name is Chelsea.
imavelociraptor 6
Not necessarily. I'm a pretty decent singer and people tell me i'm good. and i have recordings on my phone but if someone listened to them i would freak out. You never sound as good to yourself as you do to other people.
nado13579 12
I'm going to OP's next concert. Who's with me? :D
Psych101 9
In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
AdrianneLily 9
This comment made my life xD
blondecat 6
Ikr
HSOMGF 5
Your neighbors need to disappear. Freaks.
SwagPuppet 3
I agree with 6! Those are some weird ass neighbors.
nickownes1 3
Another reason I don't sing in the shower.. ((:
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yeah, this guy sings in the garage.
zuzupetalsYO 11
7-what are the other reasons?
zandalee 20
...the water turns into blood. Just like the movie Carrie.
YOLO1117 1
Just sayin if there recordig you for a PARTY they prolly think your good and there to lazy to download somethin off of itunes
nickownes1 3
No.. Just, no.
zuzupetalsYO 11
20-you forgot *saying :)
YOLO1117 1
Bro have you seen your picture u have obama n pokmenon comon now
realeah 4
*"Brother, have you seen your picture? You have Obama and Pokemon. Come on, now!?" That doesn't even make sense when it's said grammatically correct. You've failed.
Quidikic 9
You know you fail at spelling when the corrections give you a good sense of what you meant to write.
kittytub 12
FML has taught me so much about grammar and spelling.
ohmandapants 17
*gets to comment 8* YOLO1117. ...I knew then that it would be a bad comment.
klovely22 13
76- RIGGGGHHTTT!! I only read it because I knew the comments would be hilarious!! I was right!
nado13579 12
Rules of FML Land: 1- Never say yolo. 2- Never say swag. 3- Never misspell that many times in a sentence. The only time you can break these rules is if you are being sarcastic, making fun of the idiots who do say it.
DarkNinja12 5
Film nigg
HazzaBoo 3
Your neighbors are creepy stalkers. I would call the police, like, now.
lucyy123 14
I love ur user name and icon pic! :) #hardcoredirectioner
ImaginaryFoe 1
Is the definition of stalker actually this lost now? They are sat in their own home doing whatever and suddenly hear loud singing. You're suggesting that recording noise they overhear whilst in their own home makes them stalkers?
ebonyirony 29
9- you live for them? I live for my little sister because she relies on me. Does a boy band rely on you? That's so weird.
Natalle11 6
Take it as a compliment.(: