Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

by banana2894 / 08/10/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • The horror!

    #1 - On 08/10/2012 at 6:02am by robc32ca

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  • At least she wasn't staring at you while eating a banana. Staring and deepthroating.

    #8 - On 08/10/2012 at 6:09am by NoorFML

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