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Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37132) - you deserved it (3741)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

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Awkward situation

#1 - On 07/04/2012 at 2:58am by Vulkfury

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Good thing you didn't fall for his sweet moves, otherwise you might have a new sister/daughter. That shit gets complicated around the holidays.

#9 - On 07/04/2012 at 3:02am by Tempest559

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