Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hugged a man I thought was my dad at the airport. It wasn't my dad. The man’s actual family stood nearby, watching me cling to their father for a solid 5 seconds. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, after my dad ran off 15 years ago, during which time my mom died, and I had to become my brother's legal guardian and somehow get both me and then him through university while working 4 jobs, my dad turned up on our street. He tried to flirt with me, because he didn’t recognise me. Scumbag. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was waiting for my friend outside a restaurant when a man walked up and said, “You must be Sarah.” I said no to get rid of him. He apologized and walked away. Two minutes later, my friend arrived and asked why I was talking to her dad. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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Vulkfury 8
Awkward situation
Tempest559 12
Good thing you didn't fall for his sweet moves, otherwise you might have a new sister/daughter. That shit gets complicated around the holidays.
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Comments (73)
kaymi 17
Did he throw those cheesy pickup lines at you such as: *lowers shades* "I'm back in Tennessee but you are the only Ten I See." *blows kiss*? If so truly fyl.
ffgghytt 3
I think that it is wearied that daughters by John Mayer's Came on while I was reading this and at least you're dad nose you won't take shit from some random guy in an airport
letmehavemytea 21
Ahahahaha!! That majorly blows XD let's hope the rest of your reunion isn't so awkward! :D
Briiyahh 7
Impression
alambertlover29 7
lawlz
noisebox 1
Wow he's always ready for some poon-tag, well at least he ain't gay....
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well at least you know he thinks you're a beautiful young lady (SILVER LINING). LOL!
FMLLAWKING 4
Its a good thing he was not in your life growing up, trust me.
chrispasta 3
I think if that happened to me I would never want to see him again.
Brilliant66star 17
Ever hear of 'Daddy's girl'? Heh heh... Tag, you're IT! FYL.