Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hugged a man I thought was my dad at the airport. It wasn't my dad. The man’s actual family stood nearby, watching me cling to their father for a solid 5 seconds. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, after my dad ran off 15 years ago, during which time my mom died, and I had to become my brother's legal guardian and somehow get both me and then him through university while working 4 jobs, my dad turned up on our street. He tried to flirt with me, because he didn’t recognise me. Scumbag. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was waiting for my friend outside a restaurant when a man walked up and said, “You must be Sarah.” I said no to get rid of him. He apologized and walked away. Two minutes later, my friend arrived and asked why I was talking to her dad. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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Vulkfury 8
Awkward situation
Tempest559 12
Good thing you didn't fall for his sweet moves, otherwise you might have a new sister/daughter. That shit gets complicated around the holidays.
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Comments (73)
egc573 40
Ew. Must be some man to flirt with a girl young enough to be his daughter...
whostolemylama 12
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Is anyone else wondering why dhe hasn't been seeing her father since 4 to whatever age she is now? This could be why
TarieBoo 2
because people leave. shit happens. people move on.......? those could be other reasons
22cute 17
14, I was kind of thinking that was obviously why.
TheJester12 15
this fml reeks of teen angst , anger , and incest. oh how I would love me a southern bell just like her ;) fighting off daddy and her 2 brothers and 4 cousins may prove a tad irritating though....
linkinpark98 24
Gross.... He flirts with women old enough to be his daughter? .-. Well, I hope your father figured it out sooner or later. Happy family bonding, OP!
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Derpina! It may be that the father knows that it's his daughter and he was trying to play a prank on her! Never assume things!
metaphoristic 8
I think it's safe to assume he wasn't playing a prank if OP went to go and write an FML about it
metaphoristic 8
Sorry, I misunderstood your comment and I don't know how to edit/delete mine so I'll just crawl in a hole.
RedPillSucks 33
I was thinking the same thing. One would think that the father would know what his daughter looks like since he's there to pick her up. Otherwise he'd go home with some strange female. That sounds weird on so many levels.
redreynard 14
Well you ARE in Tennessee.
The_F3rris 11
Ahha! I gotta start looking at the locations now.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The awkward moment when a family reunion can double as a wedding.
lovelyheadache 16
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Whoa. Leave him there! That's awk. Especially since no one should flirt with ppl in the same age group as their children.
blacksswan 10
You are pretty :|
hatesfate 6
That's almost as ignorant as people who say African Americans and Caucasians shouldn't flirt with one another
newbiehere99 6
Im 25 and I tend to find cougars/milfs attractive ... Or if I'm really in the mood, there are some daddies out there that are not too shabby ... Have you seen Anderson Cooper??
twitterpatedd 4
I hate to tell you this, but Anderson Cooper came out like two days ago..;)
Dallasluver19 14
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Wait your DAD started flirting with u? ? O_o
hotPinklipstick 24
Yes, that has been established. I don't see how it was that hard to comprehend, it's written in black in white clear as day.
EyesofStone 27
Yeah, her dad flirted with her. Kind of sucks, right? OP should write an FML or somethina about the situation.
superpoptart 24
I wonder how they made it less awkard after that?
AugustBurnsToast 14
Later that day... Father: You know...you remind me so much of your mother. Daughter: (Dull and sarcastic tone) I'm not surprised.
bizarre_ftw 22
Alright you thought of that before me, but hey! When you're number 59, being the second person to look at the FML a certain way isn't too bad.
Dallasluver19 14
Wait your DAD flirted with u? O_o
linkinpark98 24
Posting the same type of comment isn't going to get you anywhere. Especially if the first comment was thumbed down enough to be hidden.