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Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (2283)

On 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by shalara (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Way to be a hero! Now punch him in the face for payback!

#2 - On 06/15/2012 at 7:44pm by makeitrain123

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At least you're of the small percentage that actually help people in need.
In worst case, he could have died.
So keep it with you that you did a good deed, and maybe even saved a life :)
Even if he reacted that way, which is kind of normal though, some people are like that

#5 - On 06/15/2012 at 7:44pm by Keevarou

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