Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML
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Top comments
LilBobby 0
Is that the new iPurse?
tswizz 13
Did you get through?
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Comments (122)
tswizz 13
Did you get through?
NuTrees 9
When E.T. phoned home, did he get through?
mars13_fml 8
She did, she told me that it answered and said it was in her closet.
11mandy80 6
Did anyone answer?
aleeshttylXD 9
yeah. my wallet did.
Yinky 6
I'd go back to sleep.
Archay 13
Yea sleep deprived....
calilovergirl 4
Sleep deprivation can do crazy things. I was so tired the other day I was looking at a picture in the magazine and tried to expand it like a pic on my phone! :/ Sorry OP I'm sure we've all been there at some point.
mckibabe 7
25, that is just sad. You can't even read a magazine without thinking of technology?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
109, SHE WAS SLEEP-DEPRIVED. Happen to the best of us.
LilBobby 0
Is that the new iPurse?
CaramelMacchiato 13
There's an app for that.
BandWagonGuy 8
There will soon be apps for everything.
MrSassypants 34
Soon? There already is an app for everything.
flockz 20
abortions?
equius4life 8
I think you won there. iabortion isn't coming out 'till next month. (no, there isn't a abortion app. this is pointless. why don't i stop now.)
vanessaizawesome 8
Hilarious!
LMFAOallthetime 8
I'm sorry... At least your not trying to call your phone when you lost it...and there is no phone's around...pointless brain!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
... WTF, this comment made no sense whatsoever.
Michele2luv 8
It's so senseless it makes me laugh :D
ttinabean 3
That comment actually makes total since. He tried calling his LOST cell phone but he couldn't because he had no other phone to call it with.
nerobluerose 10
And there is being no phones around* =P And there are no phones around*
ohmandapants 17
...the comment makes total "since"?... Anyway...there are plenty of phones in this world. If you lose your cell phone, I'm sure you can find a way to call it.
LMFAOallthetime 8
Actually I'm a girl but finally someone gets it!! Thank youuuuu!
norge83 8
What is a pegasister?
flea_of_death 23
A girl who likes my little pony lol...dumb name, imo
CaramelMacchiato 13
I don't know why, but OP's username kind of scares me :3
calilovergirl 4
16-Says the chick with "Im a brony" written in her profile.
TheGITP 0
I thought brony's were guys who like mlp?!
nado13579 12
If I were a MLP fan I'd rather call myself a brony. It sounds better than Pegasister, at least I think so.
twye 22
Fellow Brony! :D
nado13579 12
I've heard the majority of MLP fans call themselves a brony. This is the first time I've ever seen someone call herself a pegasister, although I did know what a pegasister was. Maybe if I were a part of the fandom I'd see more pegasisters. Fandoms always have a bigger variety once you're a part of them.
guitarbeast 22
What is with your username?
j_cat187 20
Squirting ponies: So brony you **** ponies?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, he shoots them with water guns, dummy.
Zoyaaa 9
I hope they invent something in the future that allows you to call household items
hornetsbaseball 6
Did you hear it ring?
doctorwhogirl 0
I sometimes pop my phone in my purse because I can't be arsed carrying round a bag. so it would work for me. perhaps that is what OP was also trying to do.