Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Procrastination
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
bigdikbubls
Bridgetown, Barbados
Naps are important
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Productive
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Procrastination
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Noname
Australia
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Teamwork works
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Poopalipa
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Perfect timing
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
Top comments
example1233 1
Sounds like everyday of my life.
duckie227 22
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'
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example1233 1
Sounds like everyday of my life.
ilovesuju 10
I'm procrastinating by being on here right now.
ugwmii 0
me too. it's terrible
nelds 12
Haha mine too. And it's weird, the OP is saying "f my life" to this, but I love procrastinating.
HentaiBunny 4
Same. As I'm lying down at work about to nap, checking FML before I go nighties...
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Really? All y'all are dumb. I don't procrastinate at a-... I'll finish that sentence later.
kayla_ann0o 9
There's always tomorrow.
lolfood 24
I'm in class right now.
spekledworf 18
Why procrastinate today, when you can do it tomorrow?
BulldogHoops 14
I wouldn't say it's terrible, I think procrastination has improved my quality of life considerably. Until the deadlines come around.
Zeppelin1969 5
MLIB
HelloGuys 4
YOLO
sycosyd_97 1
How is this an FML??
starflyer59 17
is anyone else wondering why this is an fml?
nado13579 12
Procrastinators unite!!! ...Tomorrow.
Forlorn420 9
Nice one 146 lol
ThisIsMyReign 4
PROCRASTINATION!!! FTW?
outstandtacular 11
Hope you get something done eventually, OP. until then, YDI
KiddNYC1O 20
#146 stole your thunder, #31.
efemel94 7
Procrastibation is the way forward my friends.
HentaiBunny 4
Is procrastibation when you ********** every time you're supposed to be doing something else? sounds about right i guess...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ are you ******* serious?
Kn0wledge123 21
This FML is funny as **** lmao
Uscdrew1 7
60, "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
elizabeth9m 4
Reminds me of my boyfriend.
nofearjenshere 12
Due tomorrow means do tomorrow. My life motto.
SystemofaBlink41 27
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD DUDE YOU KILLED ME ROFL
the_anti_hipster 7
Ah, procrastination. I've been meaning to do something about that. Tomorrow.
man2watch 0
Wow, made that one up yourself?
BunchieRules 31
60 - as Abe Lincoln would say, "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today!" Clearly he was not a procrastinator. In any case, this doesn't really sound like an FML. It just sounds like the OP needs some motivation.
nado13579 12
"What does procrastination mean?" "Meh, I'll tell you tomorrow." -Animaniacs (If anybody even remembers that show)
21jason 9
Procrastinating is like masterbating your just screwing yourself.
ganjaranja 10
PROCRASTINATORS UNITE.... tomorrow.
Dr__Bozo 4
Procrastibation? Is there a new form of masturbation I should know about?
Dr__Bozo 4
U stole that from #146
BunchieRules 31
Are you talking to yourself? That actually sounds like it would be effective if you're too late to edit the post.
43bubba34 25
Why do everything today? You'll just be bored tomorrow.
duckie227 22
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'
olpally 32
I just go on FML all day... FML
reddudeover 2
3 - Workaphobic
lorenzoman77 7
Rule of lazy: if I can't reach it, I don't need it.
VoteForTaco 8
OP, you're not lazy, your just too busy avoiding work.
finalone34 3
'I'll stop procrastinating.... Tomorrow' :)
Inheritance 10
If OP was lazy he wouldn't have taken his time posting this, am I right?
b3tazoid 5
No.
BunchieRules 31
144 - Because we all know how tedious it is to type an FML only two lines long.
xx000o 27
Not to make a decision is a decision in itself.
5HT2A 5
Why is this on FML again..?
instnt1nfction 17
Because procrastination
Pelvispresley 8
Fyl... Procrastination sucks
Keevarou 17
Procrastination is the single best thing after lazy days :)
ImaginaryFoe 0
Procrastination is just like masturbation - either way you are ******* yourself. OP, when you feel overwhelmed, pick a simple thing on your to do list. Once it's done, the sense of accomplishment should help you get going. Sort the rest by priority and do the most important thing. If they're all equally important, do the most difficult or time-consuming. Once that's out of the way, the rest won't seem as daunting.
thiscrazything 1
^excellent advice. I will try to use it, tomorrow.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Putting off work to ********** = Procrasterbation.
Da_Bauss435 8
Story of my life
melikesfml 11
Good life decisions...
owlfeatures 8
Sounds like a pretty good life to me then :)
lilo_oreo 0
Same for me. Only reason why I'm on here is because I'm procrastinating!!:p it's okay OP your not alone ;)
br0ccoli 14
Searching for the right, but it keeps avoiding meeeee...
KristenRose 0
Sounds like me
laxbro4769 6
Spoken like a true hero
grapist111 4
He who starts lasts finishes last
IAmCicero 3
He who starts first never lasts.
A7XCamaro 19
unless he who starts last is good at what he does, then he could still finish first.
icrest80 4
That's what she said
Harpy20 24
Maybe being a lazy ass started the problem you have now. Way to prolong it. Soon you'll be a hoarder. Way to win.
instnt1nfction 17
Work -> procrastination -> hoarding You are definitely on the right track.
ilovesuju 10
Dafuq does that have to do with hoarding
boofgall 16
6- Your makeup and picture remind me of DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS BAWHHH!
jessimica642 8
Haha wow, bitch
hugsandisses 6
procrastinating = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = poor poor = no food no food = sickly skinny sickly skinny = ugly ugly = no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T PROCRASTINATE!
therealslim 15
**** off, if anything procrastination leads to obesity, not being 'sickly skinny'
gurly98 13
It's funny how her profile pic matches with what she is aaying
ALpein 0
I think 6 and 99 could be best friends, no? They both say qually stupid crap. :O
ALpein 0
*equally. Jeez, embarrassing...
FuckYourProblems 6
99 - Who studies?
mickatopolis 2
I agree
AwsumShyGuy 12
99, you've got it all wrong. It's keep spare pens. and 6, I honestly think that hoarding is different from disorganization, which I think you meant to say.
Zeppelin1969 5
There's nothing but stupid in this...
Harpy20 24
All I'm trying to say is that if you have shit to do, just suck it up and do it. Completely ignoring the issue, no matter the reasoning, just makes it worse.
Harpy20 24
99- that was just obnoxious. (I just recently saw an episode of hoarders where the person kept feeling overwhelmed and that was the reason their problems kept getting worse. To those of you wondering why I mentioned hoarding...)
BunchieRules 31
200 - I agree. It's really not that hard to get a decent grade on a test if you just listen to the teacher. Or maybe that's just me.
AssassinsCRB 0
Wear a real shirt please?
boofgall 16
Lmao, 6 changed her picture after my comment about her laser-look alike photo.
Harpy20 24
No biggie. I have thick skin. I was wearing a costume anyway.
lhazz11 23
What does procrastination have to do with becoming a hoarder?
SuckMyJunk 6
Way to fail 6
reallytho3 11
Procrastination at its best
TheZee 12
Prioritizing, my friend, is something you need to learn about :)! Start from most to least!
SkoomaKi 27
WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO?! I need to know because I'm nosy and slightly insane.
CookieGirl4ever 13
You're picture kinda scares me but I like it…
NokeyPlc 1
Your*
CookieGirl4ever 13
Oops. Lol I usually get that right.