Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
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Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes ringing up a Guinea pig and supplies for a customer who talked like a sloth, all while she argued with over the price of everything, only for her to return it all five minutes later because her sister had "changed her mind." FML
Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I had to explain to a customer that she couldn't use the bathroom while going through the drive-thru. I still don't understand what exactly she had in mind. FML
Today, I greeted a customer with my usual “Hi, how are you?” She started telling me, in detail, about the terrible day she was having, job stress, family issues, everything. I stood there for 10 minutes listening because I didn’t want to be rude. At the end, she sighed, “Thanks, I’m not buying anything today” and left. FML
Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.
iamyummylicious 14
Maybe you misheard her. Because there is a movie called Hobos With Shotguns. Or maybe she misspoke.
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rattusrattus 19
Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.
officeradvil 8
Is it just me, or does anyone else really want to see that movie?
leprechaun23 15
Sounds like it would be an oscar winning movie
DeboDaGreat 3
But if there was one.......
ladyLALAA 29
What would happen 20?
at_1sexymofo 3
Customers are idiots
KeyboardWarrior 10
Then OP could have given it to her and this whole situation would have been avoided. Too bad there isn't such a film. :[
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Great bow im mad because there is no such movie. C'MON HOLLYWOOD YOU RELEASE CRAP LIKE GREEN LANTERN BUT YOU WONT MAKE THIS!!!!!!
zombicidal 11
every character is cooler with an eye patch look at kenpachi zaraki ten extra bad ass points instantly because of his optical covering
rattusrattus 19
@19: To win an Oscar, it would have to have either a brilliant soundtrack, or give the eyepatch hobbit a tragic background involving a puppy, a lost love, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and an anti-tank rifle.
robpressley93 8
23- you're a ****!
taco_bender 12
Hahahaha what did u say 71. Repeat. Repeat
mnmolino 14
39 - yes, the eye patch helps his character so much:)
mnmolino 14
39 - yes, the eye patch helps his character so much:)
cyK0tek 0
71, I know the feelin' bro...
Sophie10134 8
First.. And I agree your life sucks
AdamBasebal69 0
Thats my favorite movie :)
tennisrapper1 14
In the customer's world, apparently all they need is their "imagination!" (spongebob reference :P)
iamyummylicious 14
Maybe you misheard her. Because there is a movie called Hobos With Shotguns. Or maybe she misspoke.
iamyummylicious 14
Erm, my mistake. Hobo with a Shotgun* Its actually a really good film. Its about a hobo vigilante. He kills a pedo santa while he's masturbating in his car by a park. Its a ******* epic film.
emba_fml 13
such a good movie, its funny as hell.
MargieDrury 1
15 like my post said it was an awkward movie like no words can't describe that movie it's...... ? :(
MargieDrury 1
Still can't describe.
Junkie_Razor 20
Rutger Hauer is a legend in that film.
hazardoussmiles9 22
That movie scarred me for the rest of my life...
MargieDrury 1
There's a really awkward movie "hobos with shotguns".
RahmEsHestos 5
It's "Hobbits" not hobos
MargieDrury 1
Umm no there's definitely a movie called a hobo with a shotgun. So get it right.
MargieDrury 1
Thanks!
SaturnV 25
12 - the actual movie title is indeed "Hobos With Shotguns". Almost certainly what the customer was thinking of but had the title wrong.
MargieDrury 1
22-I'm not sure because other people are commenting on how hobbits with a shotguns is a real movie. But personally I've never herd of it so.
emba_fml 13
you're a smart one aren't you?
MargieDrury 1
Gftyggf yhv
MargieDrury 1
I hope that wasn't sarcasm but like I said I haven't herd of the movie so I was "figuring" that it was a real movie.
RetardedChipmunk 7
I think 41 was saying that because you didn't put an "a" in heard, but don't worry most people don't give a shit
emba_fml 13
the people commenting that hobbits with shotguns is a real movie are joking...
MargieDrury 1
That's ******* gay.
MargieDrury 1
46- that's not true because you have petty ass "grammar nazi" people out there that piss me off.
MargieDrury 1
Kk, awesome. Bored and sleepy hitting the hay. I'm going stop coming to this post love you guys have fun with life.
MargieDrury 1
Night. Love you guys.
mikeduse 0
Are you a bit slow? Obviously there is no movie called hobbits with shotguns and obviously the people saying it were joking, I just can't believe you fell for it, nice grammar by the way too..
alexturner19 0
It's " Hobo with a shotgun "
ryokutheman 0
Wrong, it's "Hobo with a shotgun" singular, not plural. It's very gruesome actually, so I wouldn't recommend watching it if you have a weak stomach.
oOxMERROxOo 0
Hobo with a shotgun
edgardallas5151 1
******* stole my comment Bitch!!!
RahmEsHestos 5
Well at least you didn't end up like some of the other OPs who got fired for such things like this when te customers complain to a manager
RabidBunny 10
The customer is always right! I have it on blu-ray! You weren't looking hard enough and deserve a demotion! :D
knifeywifey 0
Then why can't I find it on imdb wiener
buckeye08 10
Ignorance is bliss (:
whynotbliss 18
Careful how you toss that phrase around!
Mister_Triangle 21
9 - I dunno, that customer sounds pretty distressed; not very blissful
buckeye08 10
93 - your name is so appropriate :P
GetHardOrGoHome 7
I love that movie!
vengeance501 8
Too bad you ate it.
kittenvks 11
You're a real ass
Swiftly 0
^don't forget hole!
buckeye08 10
I'm straight, but all I can say is "boobs". lol
amanda_say_whutt 9
69- that's pretty ****** up bro.
ladyLALAA 29
69 you suck, you don't even have a photo of yourself so stfu.
rocker_chick105 31
Psh, duh there isnt a movie called Hobbits with Shotguns. It's Hobbits with Pistols! Jeez, people in this world...
kenoswild 14
lol dang. we had almost the same idea...posted before i read this. lol