By Alex - 15/12/2020 13:58

Booty non-call

  Today, my girl sent me a naked booty pic, telling me not to be late home. When I got home, she was in dirty old sweatpants, too upset for sex because her celebrity crush died. Not in real life, in one of the TV shows she's watching. FML
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By  Bubbilility  |  27

That must be a really well written show. I know that the Expanse season 1 made me cry. My partner knew it would when he showed me it tho, so he had hot chocolate and a cookie for me. Which was sweet.