Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
sociallyawkward
Atlanta, United States
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Ashley
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Belmont, United States
Mind melting
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Anonymous
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
JohnFarrell
United States
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
ShouldHaveDoneItMyself
Sudan
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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mserrato 8
Punch him back
purpleamandapand 6
So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?
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Comments (103)
mserrato 8
Punch him back
muzy 23
That's what you get for pretending to be cool. Just stick to the old handshake to avoid such confusion. Although, what if he thinks that you're about to sla- never mind about the above OP just words next time.
soccerguy2 11
I'm pretty sure op's friend knew it was a fist bump.
Pentium_4 27
his friend must be so paranoid lol. i can picture him just holding his fist out, then his friend getting wide eyes right before punching him in the face
EvilPotato 15
Has anyone else noticed this Anon person has posted many FMLs and some using a different gender. Maybe there's just 5 users that use "Anon" as a nickname.
Jakesterk96 8
Does he have anger management issues or was it his reflexes?
margie2194 12
Oh man, that's rough
Nutty4Muffs 3
36 - pretty sure it's short for Anonymous. Maybe the fml team just wanted to **** with us and set the new default name as Anon.
dcg1375 7
#36 Well seeing as "Anon" is short for anonymous that is quite possible.
Shrike 24
Anyone wanna chip in some money to buy #36 a ****** dictionary?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hell no shrike, let him learn the hard way. RE-EDUCATION CAMPS: SOVIET ERA STYLE
tjv3 10
This kiddos is why friends shouldn't let friends fist bump
EvilPotato 15
Hah I should have known that, I am truly sorry for my stupidity, forgive me please D:
Red_Forman 0
How you respond with a good 'ol boot up the ass! Always works for me
kyarush 10
Let the battle begin..
nonamericandolla 6
No! If he did that that would be stupid!
rainydayz133 6
I hope you're being sarcastic
GovernorGeneral 8
Kick him in the balls when he gets a boner.. Tell him you thought he was gonna kick you with his dick. ( im not implying hed be gay, but i dont wanna explain it so figure it out youself -.-")
xoconnie 8
jesus u must have been coming at him pretty fast with the pound it for him to think u were about to punch him. but thats one aggressive friend u got there
Horcruxer 0
Who does fist pumps anymore? Give him a Harry Potter book to make up for it.
Manganimegrl 16
I do fist bump my friends, but we do things like "snail" and "squid" to keep it awesome.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
The Obamas, for one, hence the whole misunderstood "fisting" scenario a while back.
btbamfan75 0
#10 - dont forget the turkey!
JurassicHole 5
2 - Tons of people still do fist bumps, it's like high fiving it never goes out of style.
jsprackman 11
Its like a bro five...
Horcruxer 0
Ya where's my mind at?
JacobWithaY 5
JELLY FISH!
chellyX92 8
If your saying give the friend a Harry potter book for punching him in the face as a come back. You spelled "twilight" wrong.
GovernorGeneral 8
Snail is my favourite but...but... BUT YOU FORGOT LLAMA!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!? LLAMA IS SECOND COOLEST DDD':
2ndbest123 2
Nobody reads Harry pothead anymore
bri_maselli 0
... I fist bump, may I have a Harry potter book?.
brianfantana32 10
I think he was referencing another FML, but it was a poor effort
budnut 10
Wtf Harry Potter...
EdenLis 14
Lol. Damn.
EatnBeef 7
Feisty!
reallytho3 11
Hoein!
ultra_notorious 26
hopefully he knocked some sense into you!
Fruit_Dealer 9
Why good lad, very clever indeed!
tellithowitis 13
Perhaps, or perhaps not
purpleamandapand 6
So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?
Fruit_Dealer 9
With his rooster.
KiddNYC1O 22
And for a chest pump he drop kicks him. LOL.
HollowSanctuary 7
Always keep your guard up
Cryptic_Equinox 0
I read that in a skyrim guard's voice. .....
Riya2595 15
Just say sorry. Hope he understands. Then get revenge!
Draxanoth 15
Fist bump fail.
RussianFox 13
Only people that actually say fail are fail.
kasparian 0
Fail.
dhardesty23 8
I mean you usually don't fist bump around the facial region..so keep that in mind for next time..or just stick with high 5's or verbal communication