Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
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SadSadKidd 1
Hangover part 3?
mismonroe 0
Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?
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Comments (72)
SadSadKidd 1
Hangover part 3?
Trix_Disorder 20
You're right, it sounds exactly like part 1 and 2. Perfect.
iamabamf 17
I thought the exact same thing when I read this. I wonder who will go missing this time...
VoteForTaco 8
Lol i'm watching part 2 on DVD right now :D ( I paused to comment )
Shrike 24
What's up with all these Hangover comments on every FML where someone wakes up from a bitching party? You people are obviously 13 year old kids who've never been in the situation if you think it's worth saying "sounds like Hangover" rather than "sounds like you got wasted".
Trix_Disorder 20
The tooth and black eye, at least in this case, could be taken as direct references to the movie. Besides, how would you know it was a bitchin party if you can't even remember what happened? I don't enjoy parties like that, so I don't go, therefore my connection (and some other's im sure) to the hangover. Sheltered? Maybe. Really young? No, 22.
THEKAISER 4
No, it's New Years part 1
JJambiya21 0
Well not everyone wakes up with a hangover having a missing tooth and black eye...
foreveryoung2345 5
UMadBro
ShroomsOnAcid 17
23, Going to a "party like that" doesn't mean you yourself have to get wasted to the point of blacking out and losing your memory of the night. There is such a thing as self control.
Trix_Disorder 20
Very true, but I don't even want to be AROUND people like that.
SHANK_a_F00 4
What a party animal ;)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Or the guy the party animals beat up in their drunken/roofied up state.
1PaulyD 9
i know, thanks ;))
mismonroe 0
Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?
olpally 33
Yep and mike Tyson knocked him out..
kickboxingchick 5
And he's married to a stripper. Obviously.
mismonroe 0
What's even better is that I think OP is a chick (hence the msnewyearseve name) chicks doing chicks: WIN. Obviously.
alsgirl 24
Hangover rip off
palahniukpaul 6
I just don't see why partying this hard is considered fun.
silentbutfunny 0
If you can remember it being fun, you didnt drink enough
KiddNYC1O 22
If I drink enough, I feel like I'm dying. Not fun.
silentbutfunny 0
That was my joke. Theres no point if you cant remember while other people can. And if you think being sober isnt fun, then the past 21 years must of sucked ass
steviesnm 6
7, Your picture makes me want to hit a baby with a hammer.
muzy 23
sounds like stu wrote a fml if you ask me
foodlova 9
Maybe they can make another pointless movie off that…
amanda_d95 9
Probably, they made a second Hangover, why not a third?
tsim_fml 0
Black eyes aren't a big deal at all, just put a lot of black eye shadow on your other eye, dress in black, dye your hair black, and you will look like a goth. As for the missing tooth, get a black fill in and it will work perfectly with your new image.
ICATiger 13
Goth look ftw.
blueeyedwolf 10
You say goth like it's a bad thing ;)... although I will skip the heavy makeup and I will keep all my teeth thank you...
changesinme 0
It's better than finding your penis circumcised the next morning!
blueeyedwolf 10
Or gone....
trippythehippy 6
And finding the missing part in some chicks braces
Lintu_26 23
Rough night eh?