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Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
"slowly, slowly, he slid in me. Then he passed out. But I kept fucking."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016