Transportation: Stuck

Stuck

By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 7 753

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 465

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 324

You deserved it 33 541

By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 351

You deserved it 9 009

Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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You deserved it 365

By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 592

You deserved it 17 508

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 098

You deserved it 3 173

By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 352

You deserved it 48 313

By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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You deserved it 44 379

By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 428

You deserved it 7 511

Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 207

Susieee_Q 9

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:34

Those days that make you wish you'd never left your house....

yumgranolabar 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:33

Buses are evil.

Comments

159_fml 17

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:32

That sucks

poopyfacegirl 28

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:49

It definitely does suck :(

Kyzahhh 7

Sunday 18 December 2011 13:35

^ you sir have a wonderful mustache

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 18 December 2011 13:40

This is a genuine FML, your life/day sucks. I hate those FML's where people whine about nothing, like ''my brother's been annoying me with poems, FML" -_-

Stallion91 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:03

What FML were you reading? ^

Rei_Ayanami 18

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:52

You're right, it DOES suck, because the have their wallet, so most likely their license, so their home address, AND their house key. OP, change your locks NOW.

scrapmetal58 9

Monday 19 December 2011 1:48

Well in that case I'll toss a tomato as it's a fruit. :)

Isaac_The_Man 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:33

= life lesson learned

yumgranolabar 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:33

Buses are evil.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:07

What idiot leaves their key attached to their wallet?

MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:31

Somebody who doesn't want the two separated. Y U NO JUST READ???

nadyy14 8

Sunday 18 December 2011 18:11

Busses can do the darnest things

KeyboardWarrior 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 20:54

Dakota, after reading several of your posts, I've come to this conclusion: You're an idiot.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 23:17

60- stopping trolling? I'm just saying its retarded to keep ur house key with ur wallet bc what if someone pickpocket u then u lose money and possibly every thing in ur house

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 19 December 2011 0:21

Somebody has already said it once but I'll say it again. If they had no intention of having their keys and their wallet separate (maybe they are forgetful and leave their keys around) that would be more than reason enough. I'm not trolling I'm telling you what I think of you.