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Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (3420)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Hot shit.
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#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:48am by StoryOfTheYear

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take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like

#7 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:54am by ten_go86

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