Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

by Massasam / 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • I'd be pissed!

    #2 - On 10/11/2011 at 6:29pm by HuntrTrakr

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  • Ok first of why the hell would u even want to eat while taking a leak? Just saying kinda stupid.

    #6 - On 10/11/2011 at 6:30pm by harrywestt

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