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Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (Texas)

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The cookie monster is disapointed in you

#2 - On 09/11/2011 at 5:54am by ericwashere

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Hurry and extinguish it and say 'That's what you do in case of a small fire.' So that would be the finale to your whole responsibilty speech

#10 - On 09/11/2011 at 6:14am by lindseyluvszac

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