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Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)

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That's so gross...

#1 - On 09/11/2011 at 5:52am by girliekins123

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So did you let her smell it? :p

#2 - On 09/11/2011 at 5:52am by annamei

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