ant_hater
United States
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Queen
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
ewicsmelly
United States
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
TheRoad42
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Outandaway
Living in a treehouse?
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
antsgomarching
Freak Scene
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
McMike10 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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Comments (61)
codbloodedkill3r 0
Hahahaha 1st FTW
megerz1113 0
Ooh that sucks... Ants attacked me once though when I went camping and pitched a tent on their colony :P
BagleHead 6
At least they were cordial about it...
Ruler3000 17
This. Is. ANT HILL!
KaanTech 0
Lets heat it up Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation
thethingthatshou 4
I hope you can establish a diplomatic channel and work out peace terms
SirObvious 1
Did you not get the memo?
megerz1113 0
Why the negative thumbs down :( just sayin I know how it feels
Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
flagg1888 3
Yes I wondered about their announcement too. Did they put a full page ad out in your local paper??
Nugaot 10
Dude, they were talking to you? Been doing a little Wake n' Bake?
Zeek63 0
You should announce that your gonna kick some ANT ASS with some RAID and **** that shit up. Hell YA!
Ruler3000 17
I for one welcome our new ant overlords.
MistaXaEro_Chris 0
hahaha!
HomeAl0ne 20
"Greetings from Narnia!"
krazy_glu3 0
You did wash your clothes.... Right?
SolitaryWolf 0
What the hell does dirty laundry have to do with ants? Ants are not attracted to unwashed clothes. Moron.
numbers878 8
#10 but what if the clothes had food stains D:.
sxe_beast 11
What 12 said...
dd809 9
Words of advice 22... Don't support idiotic comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Words of advice 30, Don't make retarded comment based on someone supporting something. This is FmL, not the government.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Comments*... Ugh... Now I look like a fool. FML.
Aztec27 0
You looking like a fool still got more thumbs up than they did
azcardinals1307 2
Interesting personification right there.
enonymous 9
Put them on the lease and charge rent. Ant problem solved
StopDropNRoll 11
What if they come up with the money just to make dressing up a living hell?
McMike10 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
yomommma 6
Pants on the ground.
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
Are you the same person who fell asleep on their trampoline and got bitten by red ants? If so, ants really like you..
FunnyGuy5051 7
at least Ur not deadly allergic to them ( I fell out a pool and got bitten by a few ants and I had to go to the hospital )
catnip1997 0
they're ants, who cares?
BellaBelle_fml 23
When it's a whole colony, I care. Those bitches can be a pain in the ass!