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Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31035) - you deserved it (16101)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

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I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.

#2 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:54pm by the_easter_bunny

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karmas a bitchh;)

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:53pm by JustAnotherKid4U

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