Cars, Violence, Road rage and Transportation: Public freakout

Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 589

You deserved it 17 060

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 228

You deserved it 42 175

Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 602

You deserved it 96

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 709

You deserved it 15 860

By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 989

You deserved it 5 780

By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 528

You deserved it 449

Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 943

You deserved it 40 239

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 371

You deserved it 50 536

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 188

You deserved it 2 236

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 279

You deserved it 318

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 780

You deserved it 4 112

the_easter_bunny 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:54

I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.

JustAnotherKid4U 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:53

karmas a bitchh;)

Comments

TheLetterZero 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:25

I guess you really DRIVE people BATTY, OP!

lksdliz 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:26

Why was I NOT surprised when I saw you were from New York? (Chillin in Cali, thank yew!)

suckM1KEHAWK 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:36

You need to email KickAss he could help.

thir13enthour 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:45

Um beat his ass instead of running away... Don't be a pu$$y

Tahmer 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:46

I accidentally cut someone off once and they followed me home just to tell "asshole!" And drive off. I didn't even give them the luxury of eye contact. I bet it made them more angry that I didn't respond.

Daralea 21

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:48

Don't care what you said to him, no one deserves that to happen to them.

runnerguy1987 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:55

71 - Only a pussy with an anger problem would take it out on the persons car instead of the person who cussed at them. Being cussed out for being a shitty driver is part of driving. Get some thicker skin, become a better driver, or stay the **** off the road.