Miscellaneous: Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family....

By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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Same thing different taste

* backs away slowly *

By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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You deserved it 3 920

By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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You deserved it 48 617

By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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You deserved it 3 548

By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Can't wait to find out

By jamerz - 26/05/2019 04:00

Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

itd be. worse if the last sentence was, 'Im Jewish'.

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:55

Leave him. Even joking about that makes him a douche, let alone if he's serious

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graydragon95 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:55

Wow... Some people are crazy...

the_easter_bunny 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:55

It could have been a "German pride" flag... Like the confederate flag is a "southern pride" flag.... *cough*

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:55

Leave him. Even joking about that makes him a douche, let alone if he's serious

Tyler12108 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:56

ydi for being an alchoholic

wolfsheart 14

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:56

I had a boyfriend like that... Run while you can!

Androidz 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:56

when you walked in did he have a black ops poster?

bthomas0319 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:57

You didn't first realize it when you saw his dad with a Hitler mustache?

cicpjaky 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:57

New fad

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:58

Maybe talk to him about it?

goshpeople 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

Haha, your succinctness beat me to it.

goshpeople 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:58

History buff? German descent? Shock value?Whatever it might be, at least TALK to him about it before dumping him as other people are suggesting.

Tadeusz_fml 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

German descent? So can I pin up a copy of Manifest Destiny on my wall?

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Same thing different taste

* backs away slowly *

Can't wait to find out

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