Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
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Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
itd be. worse if the last sentence was, 'Im Jewish'.
gntfmlingnow 12
Leave him. Even joking about that makes him a douche, let alone if he's serious
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Comments (23)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Maybe he's a huge history buff and thought Hitler was a strong leader? :D Or maybe he's a real big fan of Zombies XP
RebekahBrooke 9
itd be. worse if the last sentence was, 'Im Jewish'.
the_easter_bunny 1
Yeah, props to OP for not making up the last sentence to be more dramatic..
YummiGummi 0
dump him. that's not ok.
perdix 31
Maybe he's just a Grammar Nazi? Either dump his ass or learn "Deutscheland über alles" and enjoying the aroma of Zyklon B. PS: The dumping is the only real choice.
ZombieXgirlFrend 12
I see no problem with that
shootintacos 0
that's Jewish
MrXerxes5 6
Are you sure it was a Nazi flag? Maybe it was the actual swastika which stands for peace!!!!
tj4234 36
Ask him about it. He could just be really into History. Me and my distant cousin are both really into History, and one of the books she has is Hitler's autobiography :L.
indistructo 3
hope ur not Jewish ?
Calyx_fml 22
Tell him you're Jewish.