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Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (2300)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

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grandma knows how to party!

#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:51am by AaronTkr

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"I'm sorry officer I don't see....

GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON!

...a problem here."

#3 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:52am by twinny_sc

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