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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 8 August 2011 8:52

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

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ttat0325 3

Monday 8 August 2011 16:20

Looks like you have competition for your Grandma's 87th birthday to follow :)

FrogInTheShadows 15

Monday 8 August 2011 16:24

It reminds me of my (horrible) sweet 16 party.

Perc_fml 2

Monday 8 August 2011 17:11

Your Grandma parties like a goddamned rockstar.

Riper411 1

Monday 8 August 2011 17:36

Dang your grandma really knows how to party

madibrielle212 0

Monday 8 August 2011 18:12

That's cute for your grandma(: but for who ever called the cops for something like that they are just jealous cus you have such a good grandma! Ha!

srayray 5

Monday 8 August 2011 18:20

Yeah!!PARTY HARD WITH YOUR GRANDMAA!!!

jb5794 1

Monday 8 August 2011 18:50

tss well tell ur grandma to calm down(:

Holy_ish 19

Monday 8 August 2011 19:09

Go Hard Grandma!

Sweet_Testicles 7

Monday 8 August 2011 19:15

Make it louder !!! :)

AtomicRebirth 11

Monday 8 August 2011 20:30

Grandma needs to stop being so rowdy!

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