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Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38097) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

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That furniture saved your life. Haha

#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 7:04pm by gideeupp

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From this day forward, you will buy all of your furniture from IKEA in gratitude that you live to fight another day!

Secondly, don't feel bad. Trust me when I say, if my parents had the chance to give me back they would, but thats not important. What is important, is that you can make something of yourself and make your father regret ever thinking about paying for that abortion.

#18 - On 08/01/2011 at 7:15pm by RabidBunny

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