My ex and Transportation: Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic...

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 222

You deserved it 30 708

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 170

You deserved it 65 730

By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 462

You deserved it 5 026

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 193

You deserved it 58 430

By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 284

You deserved it 16 132

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 252

You deserved it 43 635

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 806

You deserved it 4 629

By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 120

You deserved it 58 319

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 695

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 763

You deserved it 2 821

hochrote 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

That's awkward...

Jrefinne 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:32

Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.

Comments

Iloreanes 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

YDI for not picking up the ice-cube you dropped on the kitchen floor and leaving a wet spot for someone else to step in.

laurabev 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:32

...huh?

hochrote 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

That's awkward...

Ricky_Diggler 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:34

Revenge sex right there, back seat of your car. Make her watch.

sarahBaby13 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:35

it's not a big deal

urdirtyolduncle 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:02

7-- I think you meant "make him watch." Aside from the cars passing, I think an awkward turtle was also passing by o.O

aquariusangel420 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:27

Haha revenge sex with who herself? lmao anyways that suxs OP I would have to blast music sing to keep my mind off of him being there and prolly wanting to cry I'm guessing a smoke a cig I bet he didn't even pay attention that you were there!

mexicutioner123 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:37

flash him

Monstee 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:55

Women drivers.

whitesox365 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:12

hey at least hes not OP's gynecologist...

liquidfireKAN 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:58

uhm.. you do realise you were in seperate cars right? WTF, how is this an FML

LogicPolice 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:00

This situation is only always because the op made it so. if the op had pretended he hadn't noticed her, the situation could have been avoided. Or, even better, he could have changed his mindset about it and made HER feel awkward. I'm sure she would be freaking out if u stared at her provocatively for 30 minutes.

MissBunny25 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:31

Door his car

tsim_fml 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:55

key his door

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:03

door his car with ur keys in the lock

toyagirl1 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:39

genius!

Jrefinne 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:32

Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.

amadais 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:36

it just so happens that.... uh nevermind *stares at toilet, waits for flush*

skanksonaplane 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:53

But it was for an entire half hour!!!! As OP watched his world slowly end... e_e

DrewSmooth 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:05

OP is a woman last I checked.

skanksonaplane 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:08

oops

Marianette 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:08

watching it won't make those bad memories go away.

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:32

tinted windows are a good investment in that situation.

Garayy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:06

Or blast up the dirtiest song you know. BETTER INVESTMENT - Dirty Music.

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:09

or a dirty beard.

Garayy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:12

That dirty beard saves money, and it's unbelievably sexy.

juicebox18 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:49

beards aren't very sexy...

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:55

Not unless you read the fml where a guy woke up with ants infesting his beard.

BrokenDreamer24 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:10

I read that one! It was ******* hilarious!

jbsington 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

unfortunately, I'm pretty sure front seat tinted windows are illegal. BEFORE trolls attack, I'm just speculating here.

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:47

No, front seat tinted windows are not illegal. They are only illegal on the windshield. I have tinted windows on my front windows, and no trouble so far.

whitesox365 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:08

just go to illinois, everything is illegal here! in the city i live in segways and under car lights are illegal. and carrying guns is IMPOSSIBLE without a hassle.