Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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Top comments
kgray99 3
are you Justin beiber?
afdude87 6
it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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Comments (114)
kgray99 3
are you Justin beiber?
singinfool15 0
Hahahaha nice!! :3
gRAPE_SAUCE 0
yes, yes she in fact is.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Justine Beiber is the real name. People constantly leave off the E. Its aggraating as hell, and fairly obvious no "straight" "male" can sing like that.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Oh dear, the grammar nazis are going to ream me a new one :(. Stupid iPhone. aggravating***
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
It's Justin bieber. I hate when people spell it Justin Beiber! JESUS!
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
One thing, justin bieber is NOT handsome.
MissBunny25 0
42, calm down. anyways, Justin bieber is stupid.
CheetosLibrary 0
are you crazy????? justin bieber is amazing and sexy!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#59 To some teenage girls, sure. To the rest of the population, not so much...
MissBunny25 0
64 I agree with you, but I think 59 was being sarcastic xD lol
nidawi 0
Really? I'm not a fan of Justin, but I'm tired of seeing everybody hate on him just for the fun of it. He's a human being, and he deserves respect even if you don't like his music or think his voice is too high or that he's gay. I will respect him. He just turned 17, he's still a kid! Give him a break and let him make music because that's what makes him happy.
sleepydeath 4
we still hate her
xxkitsumoxx 0
he hates on himself. it's cool wit him
BugsBunny1 4
He gets plenty of respect from the girls who practically die if they take a picture with his cardboard cut-out!!!
marcelj121 10
i believe its justine bieber .... ehemm
Mokiikom_fml 8
#80: THIS.
killedmyteacher 0
so we are all assuming now that you are gay or bisexual? am I right?
kisshu_fml 6
#59 HA YOU WISH
Sadochan 0
CROSS-COUNTER!
TheXTG8680 0
what other fighters do you play?
denvan 0
It's time for you to look like a girl
afdude87 6
it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
i_love_grrr 0
lol
Kefka91 15
tomboy, eh? that's hot.
PreludeToADream 0
Agreed! Take it as a compliment.
socal8912 0
exactly what I was gonna say ;)
jennabell 0
I think beyonce did a song like that...
Alimareee 3
I think Beyoncé did too.
kazzz23 0
Do you have a mustache or something?
Battledog5006 0
nice A cups
nerdsgetmehot 23
#8 What's wrong with A cups?
Pb25797051 0
they are tiny
epyk_pryncess 8
there's nothing wrong with A cups. just remember, all the girls you think are "hot" for having big ****... are gonna have saggy bags later in life. while us smaller chicks will be perfectly content. thank you. :))
prince122 0
woh 79 u dont look like u have small ****...
epyk_pryncess 8
amazing huh? I would like to thank victoria's secret for amazing push up bras... :))
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I agree with 79. There's nothing wrong with A cups. What if there is a really hot chick with a nice, tight body and ass, but with A cups in front of you, would you think "Yeah, I'd tap that."? My honest opinion even as a boobs kind of guy, I'd go for her.
xdannyx117x 0
agreed and 79s bra is amazing and her tats rock
moosemonkey1000 6
I find small **** to be a turn on...
fatalkiss 0
She's old, in her day guys probably looked a lot different than today (style, clothes, hair, etc). & same with girls. So if you have a pixie cut & was wearing a Tshirt, she just assumed you were a guy without really paying attention (plus her vision probably isn't that great).
killedmyteacher 0
is that a bong or a *****?
marinus_fml 20
Maybe you should stop flaunting your flat chest.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe you should stop flaunting your back-abs and flex your front-abs for all the ladies to admire.
Adorlee 11
^ what 16 said
marinus_fml 20
haha orly? More than five girls would have to agree before I do it ^.^
pinkdisco 3
Haha, come on then'
marinus_fml 20
hahah 2 =/= 5
lidemocr 0
do it.
mazzera_fml 7
do itttt
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
do itt!!!
marinus_fml 20
haha ok *blushhhhh*
Rachel5913 0
lmfao niice
fatalkiss 0
yay :)
jman730 0
She probably thinks your smuggling a squirrel. Or your mustache is better than hers.