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Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25061) - you deserved it (2695)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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push him back!

#1 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:35am by TheNinjaCat

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Snowboarding is the best sport ever, but your instructor is an ass. you should begin at a small hill, practising your turns and speed. fyl

#7 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:59am by hideyoself

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