Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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TheNinjaCat 10
push him back!
hideyoself 4
Snowboarding is the best sport ever, but your instructor is an ass. you should begin at a small hill, practising your turns and speed. fyl
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Comments (90)
Mewzakuro240 0
Easy. Sue his ass. And believe harder next time you weak willed, pathetic scum. :)
littlegreen 0
snowboard>skiis anyday
Cherryripe25 5
someones actually died from skiing into a tree D:
DakotaCat 4
You didn't believe! Andd how on god's white earth do you crash to a huge ass tree?
Calyx_fml 22
It's christian snowboarding school.
mousekiller 0
same instructor Sonny Bono got
42billybob 5
Speaking from experience, it's not a fundamentally bad way to teach someone. (I'm assuming that there was some sort of run through at the bottom of the hill). Snowboarding is very feel-based, and the more instruction you hear the less likely you are to get the feel. There is a certain amount of judgment for which people can pick it up fast enough for this method though. (eg. Middle school girls that go "I'm a useless clutz lol" will need to be spoon fed the whole thing and this approach doesn't work.)
needsagf14 12
go to deer valley-oh wait you snowboard-loser!
bahgoats 0
I'm a ski and snowboard instructor, where I work, we do that to the customers we dislike.
iRichiq 3
Sue him