Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.
dirtyblond 4
this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,
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Comments (195)
zinoxity 23
Hahaha. That's great.
I_R_Genius 3
I....I.... I don't know what to say on this one. Maybe Doc or Kay can help me out, hopefully.
redbluegreen 41
Kay is currently in a ecstasy induced coma under my bed. The Doctor should be with you shortly. Please help yourself to a magazine and a complementary coffee.
Grimmerie 31
but i hate waiting for the doctor. :(
redbluegreen 41
He said he'd be back in 'five minutes', but you know how the TARDIS can be.
jonan1212 5
lofl
Rei_Ayanami 18
Very nice reference there, RBG. You have excellent taste.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I think he's a bit preoccupied with the Daleks.
MrsBritG21 0
Sucks, but hey, shouldn't be an fb stalker...
callofduty4life 0
facebook is for bitches anyway. quit updating ur status every 5 minutes, (nobody cares), log the hell off and go socialize IRL
Grimmerie 31
look at your username, then rag on people for using facebook. there are plenty of people who use facebook to keep up to date on what's going on in real life. a good deal of my clients connect with me on my professional profile, and i use it as a social and work calendar.
callofduty4life 0
whats wrong with playing call of duty all day and night?
Grimmerie 31
turn it the hell off and go socialise irl. :D
sweetbitchx 0
seriously? ur going to rag on millions of people for using a SOCIAL networking site when ur life consists of staring at a screen ALONE shooting people who dont exist? (btw don't get me wrong, I think COD is awesome fun, but when u start saying that a video game is ur life... u really need a new one)
callofduty4life 0
no i will never stop playing. and obviously call of duty isnt really my whole life. i mean is it really THAT bad if i have no idea what a wife and a job is?
rockhound 0
If you ever want to get laid, yes, it is bad.
Itstherealjen 0
hahahahahahaha maybe your crush is having a crush on you also(^o^)/
unfortunate_13 5
indeed, the fact that he tagged himself proves that he doesn't mind
walawalavoila7 0
agree! it's cute actually ;)
BAMF18 0
its hilarious. actually
emodude44 0
Trollface... I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! oh and thats adorable .3
dirtyblond 4
this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,
breena25 0
agreed
MCDeranged 0
that's funny
DropDead77 11
Reviewing your photos before posting would help for future reference.
dudeitsdanny 10
Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.
dirtyblond 4
haha yeaahh!!:) ur wise..
twitch851 9
omg I'm not worthy to learn from the master.
bariforlife 0
wow!
i_love_grrr 0
awesome!! lol
allmidnighteyes 11
She might as well just go all out and tell him it's her home page.
beep_boop 1
WOW!! you're GOOD!!
crazymase 9
someones been caught stalking before
callofduty4life 0
stupid social networks. log off and get a life.
NickcarlJames 0
haha to the above comment. mate your name is about call of duty? maybe you should get a life or a mrs.
Sielune 8
I thought I was reading Cosmopolitan for a second there.
ijrnelson 0
yeh I'm not sure that would work for me but I'd admire the ballsiness for sure.
evildeadfan420 0
....I'm ready to learn from the master, TEACH ME!lol
intheboot 0
repeat offender
SarahStarzz 0
#9 ur very good!
TheOtherMakona 0
I would go for something like that. This guy is good...
mikeepoo 0
win
tbj42409 0
wow epic fail. made me lol though :)
mrbattleman 10
if he tagged himself not only is he ok with it, he probably likes you too