Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
WTF FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Memorable
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Paparazzi
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Move on, dude
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.
dirtyblond 4
this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,
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Comments (195)
amh721 0
How embarrassing!
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
this is to funny, are you sure you didn't do it on purpose :-D
geekychick 1
hahahhahahahahahahhahaha how embarrassing!!!
Neylin 7
Looking at somebody's picture now means they like you, according to many on FML.
RavenNight 0
wow its the ens of the world for u. big deal grow up. it not like said tht ur a stalker
KiiaraGrrs 0
I think that's a pretty good sign , he might like you too unless he's very outgoing and acts like that with everybody :D but think positiveee (:
latinabbyx3 0
LMFAO ! that is sooo embarassing ...
LunaNstars 0
i think its a very good sign he tagged himself:)
thecranewife 0
that's adorable
afdude87 6
yeah, not trying to be mean, just sayin. we dont need to see every clothing combination you can make up, or all the different faces you can make. less time spent talking pictures, alone with yourself, more time outside with friends. lol