Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.
dirtyblond 4
this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,
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Comments (195)
indigo1 0
wow!! well done! not.
GallifreyDog 2
Seriously, how is than an FML? I wouldn't think someones a stalker if they were on my profile. I'd just say hey my profiles on the picture, thats funny.
Deservesit22 1
Truth
byounique16 1
hey I mean if he tagged himself in it that means he was at least looking at the picture of you THEN realized he was in the backround!
CrazyGirl445 4
so I'm not the only one who's done that by accident? haga
flickyourbic1223 7
On the bright side though, your crush had his laptop opened to your page as well. :) That's really funny that he tagged himself, he has a sense of humor.
living_thedream 12
Most new pictures pop up on your news feed, so he doesn't necessarily have to be on OP's page
flickyourbic1223 7
Nice observation.. Really changed my life.
Jjustin 0
this isn't a fml at all... just change your profile pic
ALBATROSS9080 0
shut up, who cares
horseracingjocey 0
that's not an FML! he must not hate you or he wouldn't have tagged himself in the picture!
Redsox68 0
hey that means he looks/looked at your pictures. so that's good. and if he tagged himself in it that means he doesn't mind that you were looking