Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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xicano 0
make his ass sleep in the bathtub
BahahahLOL 0
If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.
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Comments (126)
Alesana_Love 0
he has dirty rompers!! ;)
KingDingALing 9
OP- look on the bright side! Cleaning it up can be good practice if you ever choose to have a baby! :p
FTC_Socialist 3
14--awesome dog.
suicidesimspon 0
umm.. who the **** cares he said first? get over yer selfffff!! >_<
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
13, look at his pic... doesn't take a genius to figure that one out!
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I'm kidding, just so y'all know... I'm straight, but i'm not one to talk...
oakleyguy 0
get that idiot a diaper and stop bitchin about it
_TONGAN_ 5
Marriage is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!!
login6437 0
Be greatful you have a boyfriend, you dirty little hampster!!!!!
Alesana_Love 0
I'm actually not gay but BI. so I don't really give a shit what people say about me. I have an amazing gf and couldn't be happier. thanks.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I figured so.. Well, good for you, emo kid!
Alesana_Love 0
I'm many things. but none of those things are "emo" Quit with the stereotypes.
EffinAhole 0
Op- If I were you I would make his ass sleep in the tub after he decided to drink.
login6437 0
65- he's not gay.. can't you seenits a girl?
Icyyy 0
Wow, 65, you seem like such a nice and unassuming person.
Alesana_Love 0
People are so nice over the Internet. wrong. I only have to put up with shit over the computer but never in person. why is that? people are to affaraid to talk shit to your face.
KiddNYC1O 20
He's kidding people, don't get all butthurt.
stephanie0613 0
Hahahah dirty little hampsterr <33 ohh god that made me laughh for day's! I love jersey shoree !
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Damn. I'm tryna be nice here. Sorry if you found it offensive. I'm only on here because I have no life...
Alesana_Love 0
okay
luke1995fg 10
lucky you
WTSchool 0
At least he's wet?
SkoomaKi 27
Doesn't work that way...
xicano 0
make his ass sleep in the bathtub
imcutefml 0
or dont let him drink
rlerke 0
piss in him.
FFML_314 11
Yes, Adan, in him. It's this old Cherokee tradition. You take a limb, (whichever limb you prefer) cut them open and piss inside of them.
FYLminerocks 7
yum <3
yuhimjesus 0
^ antiduckface.com
skittle68 0
^ antduckface.com
FYLminerocks 7
I was making the zoom zoom face with my wittle rocket ship! Duck you!
BahahahLOL 0
If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.
whitey5231 0
omg really that's stupid
FYLminerocks 7
Can I marry you?
BahahahLOL 0
are you a nurse or a cop?
FYLminerocks 7
A little of both.
mintcar 9
How often does he drink? You should probably talk to him about it.
oakleyguy 0
mintcar put a t shirt on
mintcar 9
Close your eyes.
MissErikaHart 0
stef108 3
She has one on
Fortuitous 0
Hopefully, that doesn't get you wet.
staypon 0
Leave him out next time, duh.
h2opoloplaya 0
he just likes to keep cool and wants to save money on air conditioning
whitey5231 0
piss is warm duh