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Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own has stripes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23028) - you deserved it (2916)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by arose - United States

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Why doesn't anyone control their little hellspawns anymore? Even my boys would know better.

#3 - On 09/08/2010 at 6:06am by Mirorbo

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their parents need to pay for your stuff and u 'accidently' run their bikes over. now you're even

#13 - On 09/08/2010 at 6:21am by claudiame

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