Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML
by sadgf / 03/29/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (New York) / Love
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u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by wow_just_wow
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tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.
#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:42pm by interventions
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