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Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 1:32am - love - by tjcl (woman) - United States (California)

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What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:12am by fakkumairaifu

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movies have killed romance for you

#3 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:09am by heart604

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