Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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fakkumairaifu 14
What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.
heart604 0
movies have killed romance for you
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Comments (130)
FromCFL 0
A tandem bicycle is much more practical than a statement of affection.
shannykins 0
All the people who said she is being to emotional is just stupid. You know dam well that if it happened to you would be upset
Chopperman_fml 0
Really? I guess that's true if by "you" you mean "shallow bitches who wouldn't know real affection if it sat in front of them on a tandem bike." I sure hope that all women aren't like you, or I'd be better off gay.
Jazzy_Spazzy 0
Aw come on! This is sooo cute! I can't believe you would complain about it... geez, he's trying to be cute here and then you get pissed at him. Give the poor guy a break!
aTRAGEDY 0
maybe he was trying to throw you a hint... Thighs starting to rub together there are they?!? lol just kidding but it's def cute appreciate him more op
Bansheethekilla 2
*tracks you down and shoots you in the head"Any one wanna make another sexist remark
jordiepoo 0
haha that's not bad at all.. that's acutally adorable. it would have made me smile :)
teamrocketemily 0
the best thing about this fml is that if you added "best boyfriend ever? I think so." on the end you could easily submit it to MLIA.
a1mostevi1 0
@117 ....................... women rights :P muahahahaha
kevind23 0
So, why's your life ******? Do you have cancer?
omghehehe 0
Now, that can be a true FML! Sometimes, I think of almost everything in relation to having cancer or dying. I guess it's an occupational hazard.
bullfuckingshit 0
LMAO she must... or herpes
mzbabygurl97 0
lol
omghehehe 0
Awww, that's romantic too. He was still thinking of you. He deserved a hug and kiss for that. I hope you didn't fight over it.