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Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4411)

On 10/15/2009 at 3:07am - love - by Achoo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:28am by stunty

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Snot happens.

#4 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:42am by Emperor_Jim

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