Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
cherrypieguy 0
WHAT THE ****?!?!?!
smilertylerfudge 0
it was a playboy rabbit!! duhhh
spidergirl41 0
I'm sorry, but your comment is completely EPIC...super EPIX...Ultra-megalithic super duper EPIX...I don't think my tummy will stop hurting for a while. xD
callargh 0
I wanted you to know that I read "screw the rabbit" and am now singing it to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries ("kill the wabbit") from Looney Tunes. And now you are too.
BrownEyedNinja 0
Your my hero
Gooster 0
Oh come on... he was obviously imagining you in place of the rabbit. You walked in, and he tried to play it off as humor, embarrassed.
iljajlm 4
I am truly ashamed of my gender and home state now...
mcullen_unc 0
WIN!
777_alex_777 0
ahahaha XD that comment just made my day! thank u! that was just awesome =P
itsmeppl 0
poor bunny
doonerz 0
still not gayer than twilight.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
Maybe it was Jessica Rabbit. I could understand that.
kryxen 14
He's likely a furry.
Ligerie 0
Eww thats pretty weird.
0___0 9
Wow, this same thing happened to me! Except it was my dog humping the stuffed animal, not my boyfriend.
Ligerie 0
Thats not weird, that happens all the time. dog=/=boyfriend.
Hadley_fml 0
Sometimes the dog IS the boyfriend, though!
iilovehaters 0
ydi for not ******* him!
mattmag 0
I have to agree here. Perhaps if you ****** him more often, he wouldn't be horny enough to have sex with stuffed rabbits.
zabeth_fml 0
How would you know how much sex they're having? They might be having plenty and he's still just weird enough to hump a rabbit.
DevineLegacy 0
ew wow your boyfriend is attracted to interesting things....
jivealive_5 0
That's sorta disturbing on many levels. But hey... Whatever tickles his fancy!
lab2lb 0
#5 i think you mean whatever tickles his pickle. ahhhahha
cucumberfabulous 7
Ahhhaaahhaahhaaha oh my......
miniluda12 12
who says "tickles his fancy"???
alexgisforme3 0
are you fo real lol
andrewcollins 8
Nah she's joking
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
himynameisanna 0
hahahahahaha :)
philly8608 0
FML has turned into Hollywood. One FML on a subject and then magically there's at least one with the same general topic posted before the day is up. Was he also watching a Miley Cyrus video?
amsedel 1
o_O
jonny2x4 0
Oh no you didn't just say that #7!