Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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jonny2x4 0
Since you were not available at the time, he had to do what he had to do. BTW, was the rabbit hot?
artiststatement 21
Oh no, not a furry. I had two roommates at the same time who were furries. So. Bloody. Weird.
Endymion_fml 0
Dude, you should post your memories as FMLs (or elaborate here).
SomeonePosting 0
Nah, if he had a fetish, it'd make him a plushophile. You can want to hump stuffed animals and not be a furry.
genius_man16 1
Oh god. Furries. The horror.
blake116 0
next thing you know he turns out to be a furry XD
ayumiwolfdog 3
What's wrong with being a furry?
insert_name 0
...there are just some things that should NEVER be walked in upon...that's one of them.
soccergirl15_fml 0
Dirty? Disturbing too.
butteredbuns 0
he should stick it somewhere else?
glassisass 0
thats why you knock on the door before opening it. so he can stop ******* the rabbit and he can hide it. btw was the rabbit hot and sexy??
Jefferson207 3
ydi for dating someone like that
vita_questa_roba 0
I'm sure the rabbit was hot and sexy. Or else he wouldn't have chosen it over his girlfriend.
amiotica 2
not necessarily... maybe the gf was that ugly that an ugly stuffed animal seemed more appealing... srry op...
plexico 4
If it was a Jessica Rabbit doll, your boyfriend is a totally normal male.
CFR 0
#29: Or the boyfriend is a total weirdo...I mean a "plushophile". O_o OP, start beating him with it....oh wait he'd probably get turned on.... Nevermind...
Escapist28 0
Curse your quick wit, plexico! You beat me to it!
JayJay11 0
Oh wow, kinda reminds me of the dog from click who was humping the duck. Disturbing images indeed. Sry to hear about your boyfriend's...'problem'.
artiststatement 21
Well #17, if it was her stuffie, odds are it was her room. Do you knock on your own bedroom door before entering?