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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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reapfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:07

What did the rabbit look like?

junaho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:12

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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Kervik 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:49

I don't have a problem with most things, and I normally don't comment on things being weird, because that's just what people like - but this is just weird. There is no other words for it.

dwbb96 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:53

Lol

nodbor 11

Monday 17 August 2009 1:00

i'm glad that it was a stuffed one.

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 1:09

At that point it would have been no matter what it was ten minutes earlier.

blueknight1st 26

Monday 17 August 2009 1:05

Have you ever caught him ******* a pie also?

solocredere12 4

Monday 17 August 2009 1:09

Is he a furry?

07_MKV 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:27

Well maybe you should give him more action, he is obviously desperate

frankenberrie 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:55

Jessica rabbit?

tipsy337 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:57

**** you doubleAbattery

GigiEtTu 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:08

wow that is creepy...

DinosAndAliens22 18

Monday 17 August 2009 3:15

thats when you offer to help

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