Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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Comments (194)
divineinstrument 2
Heard of rule 34? Well, the way it works is that for anything in the world there will always be someone who is aroused by it and will ********** to it. A rabbit-fetish isn't that huge a deal.
DameGreyWulf 1
Rule 34 means that if it exists, there's **** of it. Not that anything will arouse anybody. Well, I suppose in a roundabout way it COULD mean that...
SomeonePosting 0
Well yeah, that's the reason an entire list of fetishes hasn't been made yet. Anything you can see and more is someone's fetish.
ravinderkaler 0
there's also a book called the painted bird, where this guy has intercourse with his pet rabbit. that book is disturbing to so many degrees ...
divineinstrument 2
@35: I know what Rule 34 is. I never said that's what it WAS. I'm just saying that you could infer it.
sillylung 0
Erections aren't easy to control. Even if he wasn't aroused, he could've had the erection from mere physical contact. It's not uncommon to get an erection from a hug that lasts longer than it should.
JayJay11 0
#26 has a point, erections can happen at any time from any given stimulus. A memory, a picture, physical contact etc.
wbrycem 0
I get morning wood all the time, it doesn't mean I was turned on by my pillow
sublime93 0
Yes, but he was humping the rabbit thing while he had the erection.
inflagranti 0
your bf name's Eddie mcdowd right ?
Devikarawr 0
wow this is a SERIOUS FYL
fergiesman 0
lmfao
FFPianoDude 2
Maybe he was just really horny and had to hump something
DameGreyWulf 1
I don't think it's SO disturbing.... Consider this: One way to ********** is to rub the penis against something. IE: HUMP AN INANIMATE OBJECT. Your bunny was either the closest, largest, or the most comfortable thing. He was getting off to you, but was doing it on your stuffie.
hardrocktobi 0
furry fetish? good thing it wasnt like your pet rabbit
SaintJimmy 0
Does this mean he counts as a furry? Or do furries only have sex with people dressed as stuffed animals, not actual stuffed animals?
newyorker17 0
I don't know if this was a serious question. But if it was: humping a stuffed animal does not make one a furry.
Rackamster 0
As frightening as it sounds, not all furries wear suits, that is just a niche group. As long as he doesn't say the rabbit reminded him of you, that all sorts of weid right there.
Fridiculously 0
was it jessica rabbit?
purplecargirl 5
from the movie who framed roger rabbit.. she was a hot toon