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Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55381) - you deserved it (7411)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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She probably knows you like her and doesn't like you back. So, instead of being a bitch and rejecting you, she kept you as a friend. It definitely could have been worse, buddy.

#2 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:31pm by HeyitsPheddy

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I love how every one bitches about rejection. What is someone supposed to do if they're not attracted to you? Say yes and pity date you? Get into a relationship so you dont get your feelings hurt and inevitably treat you like shit?

Yeah it sucks, but I hate peoples' attitude about it.

#10 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:34pm by bexox

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