By datingfail - 14/08/2016 12:06 - Australia - Northcote

Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML
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gosh_mate 30

It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)

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gosh_mate 30

It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)

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gosh_mate 30

Edit: was going to say: actually in this stressful day and age

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Saikon1357 25

My plan is a compound in the forest miles away from a city so that light pollution doesn't obscure the stars but I still have high speed internet

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lightningclicks 24

I VISIT THIS WEBSITE EVERYDAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS

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Jord_Fox 14

What is he hoping something amazing will happen?

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brenton490 19

Yup to see less stupid people. But unfortunately even a light house won't fix that well unless you on a rock in middle of the sea.

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mergeterge 24

Hey, there is a job for everyone! People still live in old lighthouses and maintain them because some are considered historical monuments... Sounds pretty neat to me!

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kiki1705 20

If theres an internet connection, why not?

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Agreed. The things in there can ALL die in a Flame Cloak.

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AmericanBadAss 21

Looks like you aren't in his future. At least now you know not to waste your time on date number two. Haha - number two. Yeah, even old guys find fecal humor funny. :-)

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rattyrayvn 21

If he wants to live alone...why is he dating? Maybe he wants a girlfriend who will come visit his lighthouse once a week...

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