Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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lostandconfused9 12
Sounds like he's got a bright future
gosh_mate 30
It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)
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Comments (38)
Casual_Cthulhu 12
I'm a fan of missile silos myself, but I can see the appeal of a lighthouse.
SaintJin 8
Maybe it's because he is more of the philosophical quiet type and like to get away from the noise of the city
Brandon1000 10
We could all learn from this man.
Meesa1234 11
Sounds like you went on a date with Stanley from The Office.
myfuturelover 15
This reminds me of this guy I used to talk to, although instead of an isolated light house he wanted to live in a cabin in the woods.
furrycheese 4
Weird, I haven't gone on any dates lately
duckmeist3r 13
Have you ever, ever felt like this? When strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
Jdgreen429 13
He wouldn't have told you that unless he actually wanted to have someone to live out that dream with
novdestiny 23
me too!
ATPR_4 9
I'd live alone in an isolated lighthouse, no annoying little Bastards there.