Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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lostandconfused9 12
Sounds like he's got a bright future
gosh_mate 30
It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)
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Comments (38)
Jessika706 14
Sounds like there won't be a second date. ?
vikky538 29
Cast him out right away
SomeRandomUser 19
That should be illuminating.
wisconsinfml 3
i found someone who also wants a life without contact with others. we purchased 55 acres and are building in the middle where we do not hear or see anyone. so there is someone for everyone.
Studious_Gluteus 20
I take it that you're not into rural living.
acmariner99 25
Oh I don't know, my wife and I talk about running away to our own private island all the time.
loueasy 23
Stanley Hudson?
BodyElectric 18
My thoughts exactly
Vsoskin 8
He's a keeper!
nortwdschick 25
Never know, still could work out...Maybe you could live in the lighthouse with him? When my husband was a child and people would ask "what do you want to be when you grow up?", he said he would always reply "alone"....we've been happily married 4 years and together 10.
bobsanction 18
Life goals right there