By MirandaJones - 20/03/2015 14:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML
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briang959 47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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nikkipettyfer 24

I'm sure you'll laugh about it in a week or so!

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A07 48

A story to tell the grand kids?

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Joshwarrior 39

Hell, I'm sure he was laughing then already lol

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JazzHandsFML 28

I know this hotdog stand over by.....nevermind

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HelenLFC 27

You need to use your internal filter!

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briang959 47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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CaroAurelia 12

I'm sure y'all will joke about that in a week or so. But I feel your pain. I say a lot of stuff that sounds better in my head, too.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Lil' smokies? If he was talking about Vienna sausages, the dude isn't legit!

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youngmessi252525 20

I would have died if someone said that to me your hilarious op

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quesok 22

Maybe it's the start of a beautiful sausage relationship

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