Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
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Comments (108)
JennaNGood 21
No cold feet then?
thatssomia 12
that right there, is some wild imagination
brand125 17
im already wet just thinking about it ;)
brand125 17
wet dream?
James_is_Mexican 25
It's ok, if **** Olaf and I'm a straight guy lol he's a badass
Marley_000 14
Your dream is obviously telling you to seek out a nice, slightly oblivious pale man with photosensitivity.
cryssycakesx3 23
^Robert pattinson?
JennaNGood 21
Love how these comments literally have nothing to do with my first comment. When I'm trying to be an attention seeker in the comments, I at least make sure it has something slightly to do with the comment I'm responding to. Or don't reply if you can't think of anything.
IloveToLaugh143 21
I guess he didn't love you enough to leave you behind :/
incoherentrmblr 22
That must've been a warm dream...
RadicalRenay 4
Maybe not one so glittery.
cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
Yeshua_fml 19
Olaf will do whatever snow does in Summer all over her.
brand125 17
yup ;)
Redoxx_fml 22
Do you wanna build a snowdick?
sterling1113 15
It doesn't have to be a snowman...
viva_la_blondes 15
Do you wanna f*** a snowman? Come on, let's have a three way! I never f*** you anymore Please close the door Make your clothes go away We used to be f*** buddies And now we're not I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna f*** a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman...
kewpiesuicide 29
I spit my pizza out when I read that 2 lol. Hilarious!
lord_meloetta 20
She sure does
ZeroPath5 16
I said that right before I even clicked the comments. Needless to say, you get thumbs up!
cadillacgal79 32
61-You made me choke on my chicken from reading that! XD
aireeahna 23
did you get married in summer?
LaurenLo 17
After you got all warm and you cuddled, Did he get so hot he turned into a .... Happy snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
keirissleepy 10
the cold never bothered me anyway
Welshite 40
Hey, Olaf is pretty cute. I'd marry him in a heartbeat if I didn't think our children would turn out to be slushies.
nic5x 24
Haha just laughed so hard at the slushie remark. :D
FuckItO_O 10
Cz you are so hot and he is cold. I get it :)
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
I thought that movie was overrated.
DaMann360 19
Well maybe you should go jump off a cliff
DaMann360 19
Or shut the **** up. Your choice
JKPwnage 27
Why are people thumbing this down? I agree. We're allowed to have our opinions, right?
Raidriar 14
I think it's being down voted because it's fairly irrelevant
lgeezy 7
I've been impaled!
ThunderTheRad 14
...with love.
brand125 17
lameee
MattM95 16
I guess snow is coming early this year.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So you were really enjoying his ice sickle?