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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

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maybe that's why it's called a baby swing

#6 - On 04/09/2014 at 5:08pm by badgrandpa

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Are you a baby? It's hard to tell with all these 9 year olds running around calling their 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend' the love of their life.

#11 - On 04/09/2014 at 5:10pm by Yewufeefef

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